Song 12 Pains Of Christmas Lyrics Hit Jun 2026

The Twelve Pains of Christmas - song and lyrics by Bob Rivers

We still hang lights. We still lose the Allen wrench. We still owe Visa our firstborn child.

Lyrics: "Visa... Mastercard... department store... I'm gonna be payin' this off 'til July." song 12 pains of christmas lyrics hit

Folding wrapping paper ( "It's stuck to itself!" )

My wife's mother (... "She's staying with us!" ) The Twelve Pains of Christmas - song and

The "rigging up the lights" segment is a highlight, with the speaker becoming progressively more annoyed. Eventually, he cries out, "Now why the hell are they blinking?!".

Putting up the tree ( "It's crooked!" )

Lyrics: "The turkey's still frozen... the yams are on fire... and the dog ate the gravy boat."